You’re invited to share a kinky, orgiastic romp with a bunch of rich vampires.
My thoughts on adverbs, for erotica and everything.
You are reading the blog of a person who deceives other people. A liar. Do you want to keep reading this blog? Do you want to be locked in jail for reading the blog of a liar?
“Us humans do it a lot. Your parents certainly did it. Your grandparents too. I’m willing to bet you’ve done it. Or at least you’ve fantasised about doing it, which is almost the same thing.”
It’s hard to come up with ways to say certain body parts in an erotica. Do you go with a classic? Something you heard once on Urban Dictionary? Something childish to make the scene a little lighter? Do you choose an elaborate metaphor?
Make it easier for yourself: don’t do the following four things.