I went on a vacation, I missed my erotica. How do you cope with getting “back into the saddle” after a long writing break?

I went on a vacation, I missed my erotica. How do you cope with getting “back into the saddle” after a long writing break?
Do you set a clock or live by the word count? Some thoughts on reaching writerly goals.
An Underdog Fantasy is when you root for a particular character in the porn/erotica to get laid. Have you ever used this tactic? Do you wanna?
As an indie author reduced to eating ketchup packets (whole, not even opening them), how much should you spend on design?
You are reading the blog of a person who deceives other people. A liar. Do you want to keep reading this blog? Do you want to be locked in jail for reading the blog of a liar?
Let me provide the goopy balm to plop onto your wounds, and maybe even offer you a scratchy burlap cape.
It’s hard to come up with ways to say certain body parts in an erotica. Do you go with a classic? Something you heard once on Urban Dictionary? Something childish to make the scene a little lighter? Do you choose an elaborate metaphor?