Let’s pretend writing is a formula, and that I am an alchemical genius who continues to produce gold from goat turds. Here are the ingredients to my wonderful success.
Follow the story of Hannah, a witch who’s tired of living on the fringes and looking to make a “friend.” And Charlotte, a naughty little lesbian who is dying to see her roommate dance naked around the fire. You’ve never read a short quite this magically erotic.
It’s hard to develop characters and have significant character growth in a story that’s only about 5,000 words long, and also is at least 40% sex. But it can be done! It should be done!
Let’s talk porn. (I know the correct term is “erotica,” but let me enjoy the idea of “writing porn for a living.”)
Midge is a lot like other girls her age. She enjoys scary movies, long walks in a graveyard, and dreams that someday, a horrific monster will take her virginity.
You may be reading this with some serious concerns about penises entering vaginas: I don’t blame you.
A work of erotica advice.