Inspired by the weird and wonderful music video for Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl,” this short will make you purposefully crash your car to experience the pleasures of a mechanic quintet.
Let me provide the goopy balm to plop onto your wounds, and maybe even offer you a scratchy burlap cape.
My friends, there are authors who have incredible branding. Kickass graphic design, great story ideas, pages and pages of work on their Amazon author page that makes you drool. How do you stand up in the face of this? How do you keep working when so many erotica authors are out there killing it?
“In this article, I’ll show you how to create 3 types of contrast for your characters: environmental, interpersonal and internal.”
“Us humans do it a lot. Your parents certainly did it. Your grandparents too. I’m willing to bet you’ve done it. Or at least you’ve fantasised about doing it, which is almost the same thing.”
It’s hard to come up with ways to say certain body parts in an erotica. Do you go with a classic? Something you heard once on Urban Dictionary? Something childish to make the scene a little lighter? Do you choose an elaborate metaphor?
Make it easier for yourself: don’t do the following four things.