As an indie author reduced to eating ketchup packets (whole, not even opening them), how much should you spend on design?

As an indie author reduced to eating ketchup packets (whole, not even opening them), how much should you spend on design?
Here’s a handy little test to see whether or not you need to select all of the text in your word doc and then press delete.
Perhaps you think that since my book covers look so handsome, I know my way around Wordpress. But that is an incorrect thought. You would be very wrong to think like that.
I, Mintie Price, do hereby acknowledge that this is a weird blog topic in front of God, blog subscribers, and all of womankind.
One of my recent sleuth searches has been about the ideal erotica length. How long should the dang dern thing be?
Hello, it’s me again, writing from my crime laboratory somewhere off the Pacific coast.
This past week I popped up from my bed and said the following words: “my book covers are an inadequate representation of my content!!” I did this while waving my arms all around my head.
Erotica combines all of the artistry of regular fiction with the challenge of making your readers mega horny.
A part of the safety of erotica is that you can explore your fantasies without judgement, and without exploitation. Insulting other people’s fetishes while catering to them in order to milk $2.99 is offensive and grody.
My thoughts on adverbs, for erotica and everything.