Blow jobs happen in quiet, dark places. Like mold. They are so easy and so common. First you must lay side by side with the man who you want to blow, who will be pre-heated like a little oven. He will close his eyes when you stick your tongue into his mouth, and because he is pre-heated it will be a hot tongue. You will be able to smell him, a sweaty nice scent, because he will be broiling and so anxious.
The penis will be tucked inside of jeans: as of this time period, the penis will always be tucked inside of firm blue jeans. Sometimes the penis will be downwards, sometimes it will be sideways, sometimes it will be pointed in mystery places. It is your job to reach your little hand in between his firm blue jeans and the band of his underwear to locate which way the penis is pointing.
He will moan.
Now you must start your work with the penis. Introduce yourself and pull upwards, bending your arm in uncomfortable ways. When he makes a sound, you’re doing fine work. The man and his penis are inexorably connected. The whole thing is a little bit like the relationship between the hardworking man and his dog in Call of the Wild. Both the man and his wiener will work together as one, while still maintaining their individuality through blizzards and dog fights and so on.
With your fingers wrapped around him, survey the land of the penis. Lumpy? Hairy? Thick? Tiny? Short? Long? Thin? You can give yourself an good gauge of what this hot fleshy limb will feel like up inside of your pussy. But no matter if the penis feels like a cane-shaped horror, you can’t say anything about it. Do not comment on his penis. Any penis that is attached to a nice man is a nice penis. This point is essential.
Now it is time to suck on the penis.
It’s not really a “sucking.” You suck milkshake out of a straw, but you would never suck a penis with that much aggression. It’s more like a gentle vacuuming with hand-support.
The key is to unlock the opening to his blue jeans and yank down his underwear along with the pants so that he is a little bit trapped. Often, he will help you with this because above all, a man loves his penis to be loved on. You will note that as he peels down his pants and underwear, he’ll often look away or close his eyes. Precious modesty.
Make your intentions clear by crouching down by the penis. Look at it: a thumb in the darkness. The private joy of this man you like. You want to suck on it, you want to make this man happy and wriggle around. And eventually, you want all of his uniquely flavored jizzum to be coaxed out of this contraption.
Blow jobs are very individualized. Your mouth will often only be able to reach down so far, so use a hand to help you cover the whole thing. Imagine your mouth is the most dexterous vagina in the world, and make the penis as sloppy and wet and loved as possible.
This is an art which you are probably familiar with: sloppy sucking and hand moving and the infinite up and down. Penises have very basic minds, but they definitely want to feel wetted and covered and appreciated.
Love that penis with your mouth. And hopefully, the man you like a lot will let you know which kinds of movement the penis enjoys best by making good noises. The absolute prime noise you want to hear is your name. This means he knows who you are.
Your neck may ache and you may grow weary, but be strong and count strokes for amusement. Think of this man thinking of you at work the next day: his penis will whisper things into his ear. That girl last night made her mouth feel like an enormous, dexterous vagina. I really liked that.
When the man is close to cumming, you’ll feel it. The balls will be sucked up high into his pelvis, the noises will increase, the wiggling will increase. He will be wincing and closing his eyes and looking like he smashed his toe on something.
The jizz will taste different for everyone, but generally tastes like celery. Sometimes it is saltier than others. You should swallow it, because this tends to be impressive and it’s only a bit of hot bubbly fluff.
As you sit up in the darkness, after you’ve taken a nice swallow, the boy should look pleased. Both him and his penis have been close partners for a while, so it’s nice to have someone acknowledge this partnership. You may wish to lay on his chest and bask in their satisfaction.
Good work, you have given a blow job.
Mintie Price 